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I ran away from the Alien Octopeds.Originally posted by DS23 View Postcranium has been carted off by the octopeds.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Crikey, it looks like the post count has moved on a bit since I caught up just yesterday.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I hope the TPD time machine is fully charged by now.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostCrikey, it looks like the post count has moved on a bit since I caught up just yesterday.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I do a lot of that too - have to be really careful when logging off / shutting down.Originally posted by Zippy View PostI did that on my last contract - remote into dev machine, remote from there into web servers. Erm, so which process am I terminating exactly? Where am I?
It was by sheer luck that I never cocked anything up, but it was close ...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I'll give those a miss then.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI bought some "Cadbury Oat and Chocolate chip" biscuits (the lower case 'c' is theirs).
They have all the appeal of chewing gravel.
(Or I might just given them a quick try).Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I was having this same conversation with someone last night - I can't remember the last time I watched anything on ITV (or whatever it's called now). tulipe of the highest order.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI can't remember the last time I watched a mainstream channel on a Saturday evening - it must be several years ago. They don't seem to have moved on to any notable degree from the days of Summertime Special and Jim'll Fix It
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