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    #179781
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    should I make an executive decision & not fliping bother again...
    Are you empowered to make executive decisions?
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #179782
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      I was going to say something really clever here. I wonder what it was?
      I was wrong; it wasn't clever at all.

      I was going to say we turned the heating on at 9pm because we were so cold and damp. It is still on and we have no desire to turn it off.

      The car rescue man was VERY pissed off because he got soaked.

      It is late November here.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #179783
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Gosh RC you are so right. It's lovely in here, and so much nicer than General.
        Glad you came back.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #179784
          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Speaking of Asimov, has anyone else read the 2nd Foundation trilogy (as not written by Asimov on account of him being dead at the time, which sort of stymied his authorial output) by David Brin, et al.
          Ooh, it's funny you should mention that. No.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #179785
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Bye, bye, GAL.

            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            I have the Project Room to clean up a bit tomorrow.
            Your job sounds like an endless mill of variety. Every day is different and filled with surprises.

            You are so lucky.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #179786
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              The Missus has a Tesco's "Sickly Sweet, Lascivious, Rice Pudding" in the oven.
              Apparently it is a Silky Sweet, Luscious, Rice Pudding.

              Yeah. Right.

              I reckon my version would sell more.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #179787
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Apparently it is a Silky Sweet, Luscious, Rice Pudding.

                Yeah. Right.

                I reckon my version would sell more.
                It's too late for rice pudding - even if it is smutty.
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                  #179788
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  It's too late for rice pudding - even if it is smutty.
                  Waddya mean, "too late"?
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #179789
                    The heating is off and the processor fn is working lovverly.

                    My 4 bottles of lager are gone and I'm on the 2nd can.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #179790
                      What was I going to say?
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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