The third bottle of beer is going down nicely thankyouverymuch
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI just get bored easily in my middle age I think.
That's why I record stuff off Sky.
Then I don't have to watch the fricken adverts...
Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI could reproduce the pong by farting alone. Indeed, I could still do so at 10:00 this morning.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
I would not be at all surprised if you have read every Isaac Asimov story - a many on CUK will have done - not if you read an awful lot of fantasy when in your yoof.
But somehow I was too shy to say "My name is Richard Cranium and I am into tabletop wargaming" so openly to you. I've said it to many others and not cared about their reaction but I was worried about yours.
Do you have any idea just how highly you are held in regard on here, NF?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAnd on the way home, the Super Monkey Car reached...
170,000
miles
My Croma got to something like 165k, and the VW Polo (1064cc) got to 163k... (of which 163k I did 105k back & forth on the M4 between Neath & Cwmbran).Comment
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Gosh RC you are so right. It's lovely in here, and so much nicer than General.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Speaking of Asimov, has anyone else read the 2nd Foundation trilogy (as not written by Asimov on account of him being dead at the time, which sort of stymied his authorial output) by David Brin, et al.Comment
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Ooh, I'm full now.
The Missus has a Tesco's "Sickly Sweet, Lascivious, Rice Pudding" in the oven.
It's meant for two but I think she's on her own.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I was going to say something really clever here.
I wonder what it was?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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