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    #179731
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Look on the bright side, you'll have a whole new selection of octopeds to massacre in your new place...
    There shouldn't be. Instead of a beautiful rural idyll in the fertile farmlands of the South West, it's in the middle of a housing estate in a concrete conurbation in the sterile Midlands.

    So there'd better not be a 100 spiders a week to be killed in our bedroom alone.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #179732
      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      And no fricken builders...
      I just know one of the neighbours will start building an extension or getting double glazing fitted within days of us moving in.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #179733
        Find yourself a decent pub RC
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #179734
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Find yourself a decent pub RC
          To live in or to manage?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #179735
            The spare bulbs were packed hours ago. The bulb on the landing has just blown.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #179736
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              To live in or to manage?
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #179737
                We're being nice to the 3 removals men. They are kipping in the van overnight so they're currently each taking a shower in our bathroom. And very grateful for it they are too. It has been warm all day and rainy all afternoon so they have been dripping sweat.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #179738
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  What was that for?
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #179739
                    Cor blimey.

                    One of the removals men has put after shave on -

                    The house now stinks like a herd of rutting deer, and I think the paint is peeling off the woodwork.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #179740
                      Lager, lager, lager, lager, lager, lager, lager.

                      With a lager to wash them down.

                      That's what I want.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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