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I am using rosé wine, is that OK too?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThat's quite a lot, particularly as it's dark chocolate. You need beer to dilute it.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Yes, that it is an acceptible substitute in the absence of real ale.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI am using rosé wine, is that OK too?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI am using rosé wine, is that OK too?
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Just a fleeting visit.... I'm in bed!!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Spider Patrol has dispensed summary justice to 13 Alien Octopeds.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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For some reason my mind wandered after that bitOriginally posted by cailin maith View Postthe tulipe was the contents of my underwear drawers...
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How are you disposing of them?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostSpider Patrol has dispensed summary justice to 13 Alien Octopeds.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Is it smutty Friday already?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostJust a fleeting visit.... I'm in bed!!
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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the tulipe was the contents of my underwear drawers... I own a staggering 22 sets of matching underwear.... I don't need them all for my holiday!
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