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<drone mode ON>Originally posted by DS23 View Postyeah you. and how many the weeks before that?
Hello I am NH648614F Richard Cranium good afternoon this past two weeks I have been going through online job sites and the adverts in the trade press. I have also updated my CV again and uploaded it onto some job sites. My job card? yes here it is: link Oh sorry that was the sheet from last time.
You will still give me my JobSeeker Allowance though, won't you?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Ploy?Originally posted by DS23 View Postdamn. my ploy failed.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I'm getting a lot of this at the moment. Bulders are in next door and a couple of doors down the street.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThe builder next door has just realised his van doors and windows were open.
"Farkin' hell! Oh, fark. Farkin', farkin' arse. Fark. Oh, fark it. Farkin' farkin' rain."
And so on. He hasn't stopped swearing for 3 minutes now.
Well ain't life a farkin' bitch. Perhaps if he'd put his skip where he was supposed to he could have had his van where he could see it.
Ah, I see. He was laying bricks at the time.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Does anyone think I was a bit mean to SY01 in the 'Dumped in it' thread? Process is a bit of a passion of mine.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Just had a student in whose landlord had allegedly thrown away all his notes...
Makes a change from the "dog ate my homework"...
He has resits this week...
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I shall be staggering down the hill in 15 mins... it's now gone very dark outside... I suspect it's building up to another deluge.
And it's gonna be a peach...Comment
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It's not quite in bouncing off the pavements mode, but it's certainly very dark... I'm tempted to put the lights on, but for 5 minutes it seems a little pointless.Comment
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