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[RichardCranium]

Went out to help the Missus cut down the nettle bushes.

By the time I'd found socks, gloves, boots, seceteurs, glasses, mobile phone, anti-histamine cream and a bin bag it hard started pissing down.

[FiveTimes]

how far?

about 300 miles over land and sea

[Diver]

Dark Chocolate Hobnobs mostly. They contain oats so they must be healthy. Or something.

Giant bars of Cadbury fruit and nut

Fruit & Nut!

Must be healthy


Even vegetarians could eat it

Oh Yeh!

If God didn't want us to eat animals. Why did he make them out of meat?

[zeitghost]

Beans on toast for lunch. Hopefully there will be no painful repercussions.

I gave up eating beans with little sausages because I suspected that they didn't agree with me...

After several months, I gave in yesterday & had some more.

Guess wot?

They didn't agree with me...

[zeitghost]

Hi!

Bye!

[zeitghost]

call me old fashioned but i prefer manual screwdivers

You're old fashioned.

I'll have a screwdriver, please, barman.

[DS23]

I gave up eating beans with little sausages because I suspected that they didn't agree with me...

After several months, I gave in yesterday & had some more.

Guess wot?

They didn't agree with me...

what were they arguing about this time?

[RichardCranium]

how many jobs did you apply for last week?

Wot? Me? 19.

[RichardCranium]

The builder next door has just realised his van doors and windows were open.

"Farkin' hell! Oh, fark. Farkin', farkin' arse. Fark. Oh, fark it. Farkin' farkin' rain."

And so on. He hasn't stopped swearing for 3 minutes now.

Well ain't life a farkin' bitch. Perhaps if he'd put his skip where he was supposed to he could have had his van where he could see it.

Ah, I see. He was laying bricks at the time.

[DS23]

yeah you. and how many the weeks before that?