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[zeitghost]

I wonder if I should put the extension thingie on the vacuum cleaner & remove that dead fly from the windowsill behind my desk... it's been there a while now.

I did.

The fly went around and around and around and around and around and around and around in the vac.

Just as well it was dead or it would have got very dizzy.

[RichardCranium]

[zeitghost]

A fluorescent yellow hearse just went past.

WTF

That was me.

It's not fluorescent yellow, it's "improved green*".

*You have to be a bit of a rivet counting railway enthusiast to get that one...

[zeitghost]

No, but some rather colourful bruising has appeared today

That's ok...

[zeitghost]

all showered now and my hand a ripped to bits, my arms are aching.

and I have a telephone interview on Wednesday

How did you manage that?

five for 5x

good luck with that!

WTAS...

[RichardCranium]

The fly went around and around and around and around and around and around and around in the vac.

I am very glad I do not have a transparent vacuum cleaner. I have no desire to watch hundreds of alien octopeds going round and round, leering at me.

[Diver]

I am very glad I do not have a transparent vacuum cleaner. I have no desire to watch hundreds of alien octopeds going round and round, leering at me.

vacuum cleaner vacuum cleaner?

Isn't that one of those annoying noisy machines that women interrupt the TV with?

Diver in MAN mode

[zeitghost]

Yes.

Mine IS VERY NOISY. But it gets the dirt...

I've taken to putting ear defenders on when I use it...

It cuts down on the tinnitus afterwards...

[Diver]

Yes.

Mine IS VERY NOISY. But it gets the dirt...

I've taken to putting ear defenders on when I use it...

It cuts down on the tinnitus afterwards...

hmm! Perhaps I should get some for the wife, I've asked her twice now for a cuppa. Maybe it's causing hearing loss?

[Churchill]

hmm! Perhaps I should get some for the wife, I've asked her twice now for a cuppa. Maybe it's causing hearing loss?

Which part of "Get your own tea you lazy bastard" did you have problems in understanding?