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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    I wonder if I should put the extension thingie on the vacuum cleaner & remove that dead fly from the windowsill behind my desk... it's been there a while now.
    I did.

    The fly went around and around and around and around and around and around and around in the vac.

    Just as well it was dead or it would have got very dizzy.

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      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        A fluorescent yellow hearse just went past.

        WTF
        That was me.

        It's not fluorescent yellow, it's "improved green*".

        *You have to be a bit of a rivet counting railway enthusiast to get that one...

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          No, but some rather colourful bruising has appeared today
          That's ok...

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            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            all showered now and my hand a ripped to bits, my arms are aching.

            and I have a telephone interview on Wednesday
            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            How did you manage that?

            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            five for 5x

            good luck with that!
            WTAS...

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              The fly went around and around and around and around and around and around and around in the vac.
              I am very glad I do not have a transparent vacuum cleaner. I have no desire to watch hundreds of alien octopeds going round and round, leering at me.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                I am very glad I do not have a transparent vacuum cleaner. I have no desire to watch hundreds of alien octopeds going round and round, leering at me.
                vacuum cleaner vacuum cleaner?

                Isn't that one of those annoying noisy machines that women interrupt the TV with?

                Diver in MAN mode
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Yes.

                  Mine IS VERY NOISY. But it gets the dirt...

                  I've taken to putting ear defenders on when I use it...

                  It cuts down on the tinnitus afterwards...

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Yes.

                    Mine IS VERY NOISY. But it gets the dirt...

                    I've taken to putting ear defenders on when I use it...

                    It cuts down on the tinnitus afterwards...
                    hmm! Perhaps I should get some for the wife, I've asked her twice now for a cuppa. Maybe it's causing hearing loss?
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      hmm! Perhaps I should get some for the wife, I've asked her twice now for a cuppa. Maybe it's causing hearing loss?
                      Which part of "Get your own tea you lazy bastard" did you have problems in understanding?

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