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    do it! do it! do it!

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      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      goats cheese flan and chips tonight. wonder what vdf is having?
      Turkey sandwich when I woke up, then a bowl of bolognese when I got home. And a cake. And a couple of biscuits.
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        it's not actually the clients official approved football fantasy league - just something that a few permies put together each year.

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          a brown motion... nothing like a good brown motion.
          That's a bit painful at the moment
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Get well soon, voodooflux, get well soon.
            Bless you for that millennium message, much appreciated

            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            I far prefer it on draught. On draught it is my favouritist ale.
            My last ale before the op was a cracking bottle of Black Sheep. I hadn't had any since I'd slightly overdone it with that particular brew at the ClientCo Christmas bash.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              It appears they are now conducting their invasion from downstairs and well as upstairs.
              That'll be a two-pronged assault. Which reminds me of a movie I once saw...
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                "A dad last night blasted a sweet firm over fruity characters on wrappers who look like they are having sex. Haribo's MAOAM sour candy uses illustrations of lemons, limes and cherries. But Simon Simpkins was shocked at the "porno" poses when he bought the sweets for his kids Benjamin and Ofelia. Mr Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorks, said: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter. The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face. "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." Haribo said the "fun" packaging was introduced in Germany in 2002. They added: "The jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old - The Sun."

                Piccy link
                I'm quite partial to MAOAM sweets, although I've long suspected they contain some addictive substance.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                  Yep, simple things like typing 'ls' instead of 'dir' all the time, but also more useful things like 'grep' and piping commands into each other.
                  Tried Powershell?
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    hi vdf (how's the time machine?)
                    Purring along nicely. Although there's a smell of dog food in here...
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      I'm a bit surprised junior vdfs weren't trained to post for him.
                      If I ever appear to post something sensible, then you'll know that I've handed over the reigns of my CUK account to them.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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