test please delete

[zeitghost]

Don't do it - it's a cunning ploy from HMRC to catch you for IR35 as a disguised permie!

Great minds...

[RichardCranium]

Sand in the lubricating oil; it works wonders

They've left all their stuff behind for the weekend. Concrete mixer, sand...

[voodooflux]

wonder if i can make some inroads on the voodoo whilst he's under the knife...

Very sporting of you!

i also wonder if they've sliced him up, pushed it back in and tied him back together yet.

At the time you posted that I think they were mid-slice.

[voodooflux]

how will he react to the "you need to diet mr voodoo" from the doctors.

In the same way I usually do: fingers in ears while shouting "la la la la la..."

[zeitghost]

They've left all their stuff behind for the weekend. Concrete mixer, sand...

[voodooflux]

They are probably still hacking their way through the blubber, working in shifts to avoid fatigue.

muscle

[voodooflux]

I bet voodooflux is lying there, all groggy, in pain, with a mobile device on the bed with ":wave:" on the screen and his finger hovering over the "Submit Reply" button.

If I'd been awake then I suspect the message might have been ":ouch:"

[voodooflux]

The little bugger is probably lurking as we speak.

"No doctor, I don't want that general anaesthetic - I need to be awake for the millennium. What's that your doing down ther... <faints>"

[voodooflux]

They made him jump through a load of hoops for nothing.

What, literally?

I would have enjoyed watching that

Hoops of fire?

Give him a from us all

WHS, although only a gentle one from me as I'm a bit sore

[voodooflux]

two bags of food and and a special beef knuckle for the little fella. he's in the garden now licking it (the knuckle). happy chappy that he is. wouldn't even acknowledge me once he smelt it (the knuckle) and he's usually so happy to see me he wets himself.

For some reason I have the urge to substitute the word "moose" into that post.