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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostSand in the lubricating oil; it works wonders
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postwonder if i can make some inroads on the voodoo whilst he's under the knife...
Originally posted by DS23 View Posti also wonder if they've sliced him up, pushed it back in and tied him back together yet.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Posthow will he react to the "you need to diet mr voodoo" from the doctors.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThey've left all their stuff behind for the weekend. Concrete mixer, sand...
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostThey are probably still hacking their way through the blubber, working in shifts to avoid fatigue.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI bet voodooflux is lying there, all groggy, in pain, with a mobile device on the bed with ":wave:" on the screen and his finger hovering over the "Submit Reply" button.Last edited by voodooflux; 28 August 2009, 16:21.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostThe little bugger is probably lurking as we speak.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
They made him jump through a load of hoops for nothing.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostWhat, literally?
I would have enjoyed watching that
Originally posted by cailin maith View PostGive him a from us allWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Posttwo bags of food and and a special beef knuckle for the little fella. he's in the garden now licking it (the knuckle). happy chappy that he is. wouldn't even acknowledge me once he smelt it (the knuckle) and he's usually so happy to see me he wets himself.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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