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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostDid I mention that I'd never met him until this morning when he came to my desk asking "Can you use JavaScript to move the mouse pointer?"
1. "Punch the monkey"
and
2. "VULNERABILITY FOUND!!! Click here to download a free virus scan"My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAlthough a buyer for Planet Rock was found
It has joined our collection of stations we listen to; primarily because of Breakfast with Alice.
Since Jonothan Ross came back from his ban he has been dreadful; Planet Rock's "Rock's Place" is far better. So that's what I now have on on Saturday mornings.
I miss OneWord, but only in principle. I cannot listen to a book in 62 parts.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostDid I mention that I'd never met him until this morning when he came to my desk asking "Can you use JavaScript to move the mouse pointer?"
I thought I'd heard most of the hairbrained ideas people could come up with for websites but I've actually never encountered that one
The mind boggles as to why he would want to do that.Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostSomething terrible has happened. I was reluctantly using Linux on my previous gig and floundering around like a fish out of water. Now I'm back on XP at my current gig and I'm missing the bloody Linux command line
I hate it, but it can be so useful at times
Or is it a particular shell's functionality you miss?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOver the dried out husk of my dead body.
Probably.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostSo use the XP command line (start, run COMMAND or CMD).
Or is it a particular shell's functionality you miss?Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostI'm sure your octoped overlords would accept that compromise.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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This smiley --->
That's not a dancing banana.
It's a skiing banana.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWhereas the alien octopeds underfoot will accept what they're given.Comment
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