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      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      three girls doing a bikini catwalk photoshoot.
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      dicky head gets the big one.
      My solicitors have asked me to point out these two posts are unrelated.
      Last edited by RichardCranium; 27 August 2009, 20:32.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        dicky head gets the big one. congrats sir!


        Dedication to drivelling's what you need.

        Apparently.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          My wine glass is empty.

          It contained some of the pink plonk the missus bottled the other night.

          Not bad.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            A new dog? Why? What sort? Where from? Etc.
            yes. because the rabbit died. from a local family who had some 8 week old puppies for sale. it'll keep the current one company.

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              fill her up!

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Is that a metaphor?


                (That was quicker. The millennium must have gone.)
                No, it's a drink.
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                  My visit to the kitchen resulted in Spider Patrol destroying two more Alien Octoped invaders.

                  It appears they are now conducting their invasion from downstairs and well as upstairs.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Ah, good old BBC - tonight's Mock the Week (which I forgot about) is already on iPlayer.
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                      Haribo's MAOAM Sour Candy

                      "A dad last night blasted a sweet firm over fruity characters on wrappers who look like they are having sex. Haribo's MAOAM sour candy uses illustrations of lemons, limes and cherries. But Simon Simpkins was shocked at the "porno" poses when he bought the sweets for his kids Benjamin and Ofelia. Mr Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorks, said: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter. The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face. "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." Haribo said the "fun" packaging was introduced in Germany in 2002. They added: "The jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old - The Sun."

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                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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