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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Dirty Den comes up out of the patio and kills them all with a fire in the barn?
    Close - three girls doing a bikini catwalk photoshoot.
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      dicky head gets the big one. congrats sir!

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        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        i like spiders. they catch flying things.
        I'm not a flying thing, but their webs catch me!
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          My thoughts exactly - bright yellow campervan.
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            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            I'm halfway through my bottle of chocolate milk.
            Is that a metaphor?


            (That was quicker. The millennium must have gone.)
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              look where you're going man! get some glasses!

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                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                nope. thanks. all done and dusted. dog fed and happy.
                You've dusted the dog?
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  No counting!

                  ('kin 'eck, CUK has gone slow)
                  Counting is great. Just ask ElectricChair...
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                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    could do with some snacks. wonder what the kitchen cupboards contain.
                    Just ingredients. Nothing to eat.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      no harm in it i suppose. we're getting a new one next week so probably could do with some more...
                      A new dog? Why? What sort? Where from? Etc.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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