Time for bed methinks. Catch you all in a few days
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWith rice and/or naan and/or chips?
Me: hot chicken tikka massalla with rice for two.
The missus: chicken korma with rice for two.
Plus: 3 onion bhajis each.
2 huge vegetarian samosas each. (These alone would have made a satisfactory lunch).
Two tablespoons of mango chutney each.
One plain naan each.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostTime for bed methinks. Catch you all in a few days
Take care.
If it helps, I survived my hernia op.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI'm a half rice/half chips kinda guy
"Two sausage rolls and a chicken curry today please love."
"D'you want chips or rice wiv that darlin'?"
"Rice please, oh light of my belly."
"Rice it is, my lover. Here you are."
"And perhaps a portion of chips as well."
"Oo, you are a one. Naan bread too?"
"Well, if you insist, my sweet provider of sustenance."My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Hello, FaQQer.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostTime for bed methinks. Catch you all in a few daysComment
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Ooh, my over-full belly.
I was really thirsty, so I just quaffed 2 pints of water.
Mistake. Big mistake.
I'm going to have to take my rice-filled swelling to bed for a lie down.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI'm making the most of being mobile before my hernia op tomorrowComment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI might grab a LARGE kebab meat and chips on the way home.Comment
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