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    Time for bed methinks. Catch you all in a few days
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      With rice and/or naan and/or chips?
      No chips. Let's get that bit of anticipation out of the way up front. I'm a half rice/half chips kinda guy but not this time.

      Me: hot chicken tikka massalla with rice for two.
      The missus: chicken korma with rice for two.
      Plus: 3 onion bhajis each.
      2 huge vegetarian samosas each. (These alone would have made a satisfactory lunch).
      Two tablespoons of mango chutney each.
      One plain naan each.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        Time for bed methinks. Catch you all in a few days
        Matey boy, I suggest you try not to catch anything for a while. Neither diseases, nor objects.

        Take care.

        If it helps, I survived my hernia op.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          I'm a half rice/half chips kinda guy
          I bet vodooflux ain't a half chips/half rice kinda guy:

          "Two sausage rolls and a chicken curry today please love."

          "D'you want chips or rice wiv that darlin'?"

          "Rice please, oh light of my belly."

          "Rice it is, my lover. Here you are."

          "And perhaps a portion of chips as well."

          "Oo, you are a one. Naan bread too?"

          "Well, if you insist, my sweet provider of sustenance."
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Hello, FaQQer.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                Time for bed methinks. Catch you all in a few days

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                  Ooh, my over-full belly.

                  I was really thirsty, so I just quaffed 2 pints of water.

                  Mistake. Big mistake.

                  I'm going to have to take my rice-filled swelling to bed for a lie down.

                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    I'm making the most of being mobile before my hernia op tomorrow
                    Best of luck with that, old chap...

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      I might grab a LARGE kebab meat and chips on the way home.
                      Are you having local or general?

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