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When you push a cork into a bottle, it squashes the air in the neck of the bottle.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
By standing the bottles upright for a few days, this excess air pressure can escape around the sides of the cork.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWhen you push a cork into a bottle, it squashes the air in the neck of the bottle.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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This is done for two reasons.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostBy standing the bottles upright for a few days, this excess air pressure can escape around the sides of the cork.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Firstly, to prevent the cork being pushed out again by the air pressure.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThis is done for two reasons.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Secondly it minimises the amount of oxygen in the bottle to react with the alcohol.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostFirstly, to prevent the cork being pushed out again by the air pressure.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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After those few days, the bottles can be laid on their sides.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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That allows the wine to come into contact with the cork, which is slightly absorbent.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostAfter those few days, the bottles can be laid on their sides.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The cork then expands and forms an air-tight seal against the neck of the bottle.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThat allows the wine to come into contact with the cork, which is slightly absorbent.
Clever and simple, innit?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Tomorrow we apply the same process to the other barrel of wine.
But not backwards. It's not a palindrome!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Although I have been putting wine inside me all evening.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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