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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    That interesting, I must measure my output at some point.
    I would do that, but my total output of worthwhile stuff would probably fit on a floppy disk

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      Originally posted by Bunk View Post
      I would do that, but my total output of worthwhile stuff would probably fit on a floppy disk
      Ah, if we're talking about "worthwhile" stuff then my output wouldn't fill the remaining space on your floppy disk
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Might be time to break open the Dairy Milk I think.
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          And welcome to CUK's newest member, "crustycurtains"
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Thoroughly impressed by the West Brom performance today. Ipswich were spirited, but we ran riot.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Thoroughly impressed by the West Brom performance today. Ipswich were spirited, but we ran riot.
              The score could easily have been more than 2-0, but Richard Wright was heroic for the opposition.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                And welcome to CUK's newest member, "crustycurtains"


                I wonder how offensive that sockpuppet is going to be before it gets banned.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  The avast! anti-virus software is mostly all right. But when it does an update the drive light on my laptop comes on and the machine will not respond for 2 to 4 minutes. By the time the poxy slidy pop-up "Anti-virus database updated" appears - with the corresponding silly electronic voice - I'm ready to put my fist through the screen. It is usually accompanied by me yelling "YES I ******* WORKED THAT OUT FOR MYSELF YOU CANT!"
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Thoroughly impressed by the West Brom performance today. Ipswich were spirited, but we ran riot.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      The score could easily have been more than 2-0, but Richard Wright was heroic for the opposition.
                      I now feel much more optmistic about our chances of promotion this season - Roberto Di Matteo seems to have built upon the foundations laid by Tony Mowbray and fixed our defensive frailties whilst making us look more potent in attack.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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