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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post"You haven't got the gig, have you?"
"No. But admitting that is another matter."Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostDoes Lucozade still come in a bottle wrapped with yellow cellophane? If so, you'll be pleased to know that you can replace the contents with neat Scotch and it looks the same.
I once played the opposite trick on my wife (before we were married) at a party: while she was away "powdering her nose" some cad () decided to empty out the bottle of Southern Comfort she had just received as a gift, and replace the contents with Stones Bitter. The colour similarity was uncanny. On her return to the room the same cad () proceeded to down the contents of the South Comfort bottle on front of her. I'm not sure whether she was horrified or impressed, but she still saw fit to marry me anyway.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostHad my pre-op assessment for my hernia today - got the green light to be hacked at with a scalpel next week.
Woohoo.
My friend had a hernia op a few years ago.... long recovery time!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
My friend had a hernia op a few years ago.... long recovery time!
From what they were saying today I should be back at work in a couple of weeks, and back to heavy lifting (i.e. food shopping) in a month.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostReally? How long?
From what they were saying today I should be back at work in a couple of weeks, and back to heavy lifting (i.e. food shopping) in a month.
Seemed like a forever recovery time to meBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostHad my pre-op assessment for my hernia today - got the green light to be hacked at with a scalpel next week.
Woohoo.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
I once played the opposite trick on my wife (before we were married) at a party: while she was away "powdering her nose" some cad () decided to empty out the bottle of Southern Comfort she had just received as a gift, and replace the contents with Stones Bitter. The colour similarity was uncanny. On her return to the room the same cad () proceeded to down the contents of the South Comfort bottle on front of her. I'm not sure whether she was horrified or impressed, but she still saw fit to marry me anyway.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostUtter silence.
The missus said earlier: "Have you worked out why you got wrecked last night?"
"Umm, no."
"Nothing to do with that interview, by any chance?"
"Suppose it might be."
"You haven't got the gig, have you?"
"No. But admitting that is another matter."
That's why I'm now back on the bench trawling through the ads again...
I hope something turns up very soon.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSeemed like a forever recovery time to meWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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