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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    When we were on holiday in the West Indies, I was stood having a slash in the loo in a bar when a black bloke came and stood next to me. I couldn't help looking ("Is it true?") and saw he had "Wendy" tattooed on his manhood.

    I attracted his attention and showed him "Mrs RC" tattooed on my tackle. "So you've got your wife's name tattooed on yours too?"

    He looked at me, and then gave himself a few strokes. It actually said "Welcome to our beautiful island of Trinidad. Have a nice day."
    Ah, the classics...
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      It is a FAT32 partition.
      How quaint
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        92. I wonder if it would make it faster? What other benefits would it bring, on this single-user laptop?
        http://cquirke.mvps.org/ntfs.htm

        Files larger than 4GB for a start, assuming you have a use for such things.
        Last edited by voodooflux; 8 August 2009, 14:09.
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          For example, what was going on exactly 10 posts prior to that pali? And what stopped once it had been posted?
          A very good question.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            A very good question.
            It doesn't seem too bad leading up to this century though.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              It doesn't seem too bad leading up to this century though.
              Not too bad.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Bacon sandwich FTW
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Post: n/a
                  Open dialog box: 26 secs.


                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  "6% Moving File".
                  Now started the next drive.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Bacon sandwich FTW
                    (That took an age to post).
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Post: 28 secs.
                      Open dialog box: 24 secs.


                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      Now started the next drive.
                      I started that timing test a few minutes too late. Hey ho. There'll be another.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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