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It was raining just now... seems to have stopped for the moment....
Hope it's stopped when I have to stagger off down the hill.
I hate this frigging keyboard, it's a pile of tulipe....
I keep on getttting multiple letters... just a tad irritating.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt was raining just now... seems to have stopped for the moment....
Hope it's stopped when I have to stagger off down the hill.
I hate this frigging keyboard, it's a pile of tulipe....
I keep on getttting multiple letters... just a tad irritating.Comment
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostHolding of hands and being in the whole loved-up (neither of us have used the L-word and given my past experience I can be sure I won't be) glazed-over-eyes-feeding-each-other-thing - y'know the kind of thing that if you saw someone else do it, you'd be sickened by it?
I am happy for you and all that but enough of the G-O-E-F-E-O-T....
Pull yourself together man......
The Truth may well be all fluffy and cute but you are supposed to come on here full of bulltulip and heavy handed double-entendre about how she got her lips round a hunk of meat, you gave her a good portion etc.
What is the world coming to?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIs that cos the lustee is nearby?
She wasn't in yesterday, and she may be down in the other building...
I am bereft.Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostPlease Stop now!!
I am happy for you and all that but enough of the G-O-E-F-E-O-T....
Pull yourself together man......
The Truth may well be all fluffy and cute but you are supposed to come on here full of bulltulip and heavy handed double-entendre about how she got her lips round a hunk of meat, you gave her a good portion etc.
What is the world coming to?
Lady in the mess!Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt'sBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostA gentleman never tells, dear boy.
Lady in the mess!
You saying you were sitting politely in a Restaurant....really means
OK Gottcha Old Man!! Say no more!
I hope you enjoyed "lunch" Nuff said!Comment
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