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FANKS!!!Originally posted by The Lone GunmanDidnt I say welcome, I am sorry, welcome Janey, very welcomeindeed.
and just for that, lets start the week off as we intend to go on....
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You can't fool me , "Janey". I know your real name is Bob, you're a hairy long- distance lorry driver weighing 20 stone with a large beer belly and a tattoo saying "Mother" on your left bicep.
Hard Brexit now!
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ye of little faithOriginally posted by sasguruYou can't fool me , "Janey". I know your real name is Bob, you're a hairy long- distance lorry driver weighing 20 stone with a large beer belly and a tattoo saying "Mother" on your left bicep.
one day I might actually sort out a picture of me on here
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*Coughs*Originally posted by janey
yay!!
THANK YOU JOE!!!!!!
finally someone says welcome!
grumble grumble grumble
they all ask to see me knockers but don't say welcomegrumble grumble grumble

Ahem... I welcomed you and posted a pic of you in your cheerleader outfit.
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Went to Hooters in Nottingham at the weekend. Not the most salubrious place I have ever been to, but the staff are VERY easy on the eye.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon*Coughs*
Ahem... I welcomed you and posted a pic of you in your cheerleader outfit.

pmsl, which page?
I'm doing a walk for charity this summer and there is some rather disturbing talk of dressing up as cheer leaders *gulp*
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Gawd knows. Some time ago.Originally posted by janey
pmsl, which page?
I'm doing a walk for charity this summer and there is some rather disturbing talk of dressing up as cheer leaders *gulp*
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Originally posted by XenophonGawd knows. Some time ago.
*Looks back through 2000+ posts whilst grumbling...*
aww bless... you know you love me really
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