test please delete

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zeity the deity!

Now I'll never be able to read 'zeitghost' without there being an extra syllable at the start.

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Walking through Manchester city centre behind A Random Bloke.

We come up to a Big Issue vendor who is calling out his wares like a real newspaper seller.

"B'gissuuuue. B'gissuuuue."

Like the "Eenin Stannit" vendors of yore.

A Random Bloke calls back: "Bless you".

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or weave them [the flies] into a rug to make.... a flying carpet!

I read a book where some fellah glue bits of paper to the wings of live flies which meant they couldn't land; they just flew around until they died in the air.

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or stick them to a train and re-name it the flying dutchman!

Fast passenger boats on the canals were called 'fly-boats' if that helps.

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Morning all.

'Ot, innit?

Was it? I was asleep.

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time for another coffee?

Ooh, yes please!

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Which particular part of JJ Abrams reenvisioning of the franchise upset you?

Apart from the distinct lack of me, of course.

I didn't even get as far as the plot, or missing heroes.

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I have come to the conclusion that the franchise is now the prime demonstration of the multiverse concept...

It's plain to me that every time they time warp into the past that it must be a different universe, since never once have I seen a transmission of STTOS in DS9, Voyager, STNG or Enterprise...

Plainly this implies that rather than visiting their own past they must in fact be visiting the past of a different universe where STTOS is not broadcast 24hrs a day from every satellite in the Clarke belt.

And they don't seem to watch Eastenders in Coronation Street either.

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I wonder if there's some relationship between being a vicar's daughter & turning into a slapper?

My wife's cousin is married to a vicar. They have two kids, a boy and a girl.

The boy plays in the local rugby team, works hard at school, is polite and a pleasure to be with.

The girl is a slut. Refuses to go to school, sleeps around, bad mouths everyone.

But for the lives of the rest of us, we cannot work out why she turned out this way.

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No dark sarcasm

HTH

TheFaQQer, DS23 and Zeity, all at once!

I think I'm going to cream my dressing gown.