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    #167981
    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Not sure - are you hungry?
    always, I've just had an apple pie and a brew

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      #167982
      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      No. He's sasguru.
      I'm not sure how to take that!
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #167983
        I selected a training company and 'phoned them to check dates.

        They immediately offered me a discount!

        Get your training in now while it is cheap.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          #167984
          Originally posted by Bear View Post
          sorry - just had a delivery of bridalwear to sort out
          Anything kinky?
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #167985
            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Would it be so very wrong to leave semen stains on the dresses?

            No, BI! Bad, BI!
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #167986
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              I did/am.


              Good.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                #167987
                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Would it be so very wrong to leave semen stains on the dresses?

                No, BI! Bad, BI!
                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                I've chosen my next training course, now to shop around for prices...
                How to supress the urge to smut?
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #167988
                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Would it be so very wrong to leave semen stains on the dresses?

                  No, BI! Bad, BI!
                  Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                  Posted at 14:09? It's only 14:06 here
                  Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                  14:17? Either I'm posting from the future or my clocks are all broken
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  I think the server may need a little lie down after it's earlier hiccup.

                  That or you are actuallty Threaded in disguise.
                  Aye, noticed that after the server came back from it's brief holiday earlier. Seems to be 10 minutes out.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #167989
                    By swooshing the beer round my mouth I have managed to dislodge a piece of peanut from a cavity.

                    It has been hurting for hours.

                    It feels sooooooo much better now.


                    Beer. "Good for what ails ya"™.






                    "Good for what ails ya" is a Registered Trademark of Cailin Maith Enterprises. All rights reserved.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      #167990
                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      I work for the love of it. And the respect of my peers. The loot is just the icing on the cake.
                      "VOODOFLUX FOR HIRE

                      Will work for icing.






                      That's A LOT of icing, BTW.


                      And chips."
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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