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    #167671
    i emerged, breathless and sweaty from the undergrowth and found myself in the middle of a family picnic.

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      #167672
      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      You know that I know that you know that I know I want to.
      Well I know that now.
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #167673
        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


        Then what the hell was it?
        Did it smell? Was it moving?
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #167674
          serve them right i thought as they started aghast at my shredded clothes and bloodied face.

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            #167675
            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


            I have caught up with where I started.

            Can I now cause a paradox?
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              #167676
              so i got down on my knees and started pouring the tea.

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                #167677
                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                The Fog! The Fog!

                Can barely see across the road at the moment...

                Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
                Has someone fitted net curtains since yesterday?
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  #167678
                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Pssst. Have you tried cleaning your specs this morning?
                  Er, no.

                  I don'twear them in work...

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                    #167679
                    find the fly and you find the pie

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                      #167680
                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      Morning BI


                      Doing a ½ day then?
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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