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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostGo to the zoo.
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostGo to a railway museum.
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostGo on a steam train.
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostGo to a toy museum.
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostGo to the park and kick a ball about.
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostPull out £20 and say "Let's go to Toys 'R' Us".
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostTeach them how to juggle.
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostTeach them how to do your favourite party trick.
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostTeach them how to make a chocolate cake, or Rice Krispie cakes.
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostHave a huge teddy bear's picnic in the garden.
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostGo to a forest.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostDoes "DS1" mean "1st darling son"?
So DD3 would be ones 3rd youngest daughter?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostBlimey, this is a trip down memory lane. Although I did prefer Brief until I moved to the 'Z' editor that came with the Zortech compiler.
I'd forgotten that one... I still have it on a 286 somewhere or other.
A "Microsoft compatible" compiler for only £79...
Which stretched the meaning of "compatible" just a tad...Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostCtrl-K-Y deleted a block didn't it?
Ctrl-K-B to mark the start, Ctrl-K-K to mark the end, Ctrl-K-Y to delete.
"B" and "K" are the beginning and end of the word "BLOCK", which explains them; and the "Y" stood for "YANK" (as in pull, not as in Merkin).
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
Lurk, verb, to press the <F5> key like a loony.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThen stufF ClientCo and go to the matinée.
Toffee popcorn.
Pop.
Nachos with cheese and chillis.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWhat if one of the 3 lights has given up?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostUnder your beige cardigan.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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