test please delete

[voodooflux]

I've just trimmed my fingernails.

Not pulled them out; not slammed them in a door.

Just trimmed them, with a simple tool designed for the task.

This is, I believe, the method recommended by the medical profession

I just bite mine.

[voodooflux]

Will I make the apprentice?

Will you make the apprentice what?

[voodooflux]

Voodooflux is on a diet.

A seefood diet.

It's true.

[voodooflux]

<helps himself to the tap while there's no-one behind the bar>

I saw that.

[DS23]

are we there yet?

[voodooflux]

are we there yet?

Yes.

[DS23]

I saw that.

so did i. serves him right.

[DS23]

Yes.

liar, liar, pants on fire!

[BrowneIssue]

Inna other bar there'sh football.

I shpoke during the match.

I fink that wash a mishtake.

Oopsh.

Sho I came back.

[DS23]

i fancy a short, sharp, shot.