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    I saw three ships come sailing in,
    On Christmas day, on Christmas day.
    I saw three ships come sailing in,
    On Christmas day in the morning.

    And what was in those ships all three,
    On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day?
    And what was in those ships all three,
    On Christmas Day in the morning?

    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    junk, junk and junk.
    Egg foo yung and pancake rolls
    And egg fried rice, and egg fried rice.
    Chicken balls in OK sauce
    Eaten cold in the morning.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Oh, the excitement of Life on the Bench.

      Now there's a book that needs writing.

      Not reading, just writing.
      that's tpd that is

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        Originally posted by Lucifer Box View Post
        I wouldn't be so sure if I were you.
        was words of caution.

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          still a long ways to go though before the end of the universe is reached.
          Certainly is.

          There's:
          - Winnie the Pooh at 15:30 on Radio 4.
          - Thinking Allowed at 16:00 on Radio 4.
          - Discovery on the World Service at 16:30 (I heard that earlier, it's about tigers in India and how they're being poorly protected so I shal listen to...)
          - All in the Mind at 16:30 on Radio 4.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            still a long ways to go though before the end of the universe is reached.
            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            <points> that way!
            Are you sure? I thought it was left at the next junction?
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
              Why don't you join me by the pool
              if you like. what's the weather like there now?

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                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Well you grovelling little turd!
                churchy. ever the sensitive one.

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                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  get a coffee! get a job! get a tulip, shave and shower!
                  Bencher's perks: no shaving.

                  I only shave when I've got an interview.

                  I once looked like a Norwegian fisherman with my big bushy orange growth of facial copper-wire 'n' bumfluff.

                  At the moment, I look like an unemployed layabout.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    And put a textbook down the trousers before making smutty comments while CM is around?
                    really?

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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      I dont' mind sharing the paddle as long as it helps keep you lot in line
                      ah i see.

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