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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    A pissed-up punter to punch you in the gob shouting "Customer Service that!"
    McPunch

    McGob
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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Grilled sausages in tiger bread butties. With apple juice.

      Tiger bread FTW
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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Bear with me while I park the TPD Time Machine™.

        Empty the door pockets of sweetie wrappers.

        Pull the black bag of fast food wrappers from off the back seats and throw it in next door's wheely-bin.

        Wipe the sweat marks off the front seat. (We really must get a cover for that seat.)

        Put it into Auto-Park and <poof!> it has gone to whatever dimension it puts itself in.
        If you find a tray of kebab meat and chips it's mine.
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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          On the train on Wednesday, a bloke pretending to be Typhoid Mary was doing showing-off sneezes down the length of the carriage.
          Did he do a somersault with each one?

          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          I can't prove it is his fault I have had coughs & sneezes and aches for a couple of days, but I still hope he injures himself badly doing DIY this weekend.
          Send him over to Diver's place for some chainsaw lessons.
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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Cadbury world was fabulous! Probably best thing about Birmingham!
            Glad you enjoyed it. It may well be the best thing after The Wellington.
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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              I notice you no longer get any sample chocolate : only chocolate bars. Not good.
              It depends on the day I think - some days they do special runs.
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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Thai green curry for tea.

                It had chilli seeds in it.

                Expect a full bottom report later.
                Duck and cover everyone!
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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  We've just been inundated with a squillion little flying buggers.

                  Shortly, we'll find out if they're hungry little buggers too.
                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Going by the itchiness that is appearing on legs, arms and back, they're hungry little buggers.

                  I can empathise - I got bitten repeatedly last night. I suspect I appeared to be the human equivalent of a mixed grill to whatever feasted upon me.
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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    These poxy low energy bulbs don't get hot enough to cook critters.
                    emit any light
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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      evening all
                      Evening
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