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    Shall I post this following rant, or not bother?

    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Lookee here: The History of Forks
    An Englishman named Thomas Coryate brought the first forks to England after seeing them in Italy during his travels in 1608. The English ridiculed forks as being effeminate and unnecessary.
    That'll be a Merkin website then. It gets so you can spot them straight away. Dodgy rewriting of history with ne'er an opportunity missed to knock the English.

    They've taken that one quote and used it to extrapolate beyond the physical evidence.

    It disregards the Roman forks here in museums. And the wooden and bone viking ones. A 1523 inventory of Lady Hungerford's possessions includes a fork for ginger and there were other references too.

    Although it became popular to eat with a fork during the 1600s, it was already known and in use in England before then. The royal court certainly had forks in its dining sets by the 1100s, even if they were used as often as a modern fondue set or hostess trolley.
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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Mousepads.
      Mousepads?

      Mousemats.
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        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        your patience and restraint is admirable sir bi. either that or you are in a different time zone and unaware of the century marker.
        Thus spoke Ozymandias, and so it was writ.
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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          any questions?
          Do you want general knowledge or topics for debate?

          Would a metaquestion qualify?

          Was that a metametaquestion?
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            Today, 00:01
            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            things that should work don't. things that shouldn't do. i think i may have found a tuning that some of the early slide / blues guys used.
            Hurrah, I'm up to today.
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              Originally posted by DS23 View Post
              i must have bitten the inside of my cheek.
              I have done that, frequently.

              I can strongly advise against it.

              The pain is not fully compensated by the meagre nutritional benefit.
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                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                yes. and i am.

                goodnight, godbless and may all who sail in you get very wet indeed.
                Oops. I didn;t see you slip away.



                Perhaps a "Shift Change Smiley" is required too.
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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Take the turning off the Heads of the Valleys Road for Neath.

                  Follow the signs marked "Cattle Market --->"

                  They lead you to where the town's discos are.

                  I fibbed. The sign actually says:

                  "<--- Cattle Market"
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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    I feel sorry for Roger, the Cabin Boy.
                    Kipper

                    The Cabin Boy's name was Kipper.
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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Now I feel sorry for all the Midshipmen too!

                      Why does the Captain need all those boys steadied? Is he losing his grip on the crew?
                      His hands are shaking.



                      Sorry.

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