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    Famous Quotes From Nautical Pornography

    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    she's gone captain!
    Thar She Blows!
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      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      ha hah! so that is where the @ symbol is on this keyboard in windows. it is where the " is supposed to be.
      My laptop keeps forgetting what country it is in and swaps them about. And the £ becomes #.

      I have not yet identified what sets it off.
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        Crap Mafiosi of the 20th Century.
        Mick the Nailclippers.

        Billy the Plastic Knife.

        Ronnie the Papercut

        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        Time to don the headphones methinks.
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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          stop for a wee moment.
          You are CM and I claim my €5.
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            #172800
            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            hiw many 100's have i grafted and then gifted this week?
            Ouch. Sniped again.
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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              The esteemed customer is being kebabed...





              Byeee

              And?

              The lustee?

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                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                bi will be checking in soon to tell us all about his bottom.
                I wasn't, but if you insist, I could.

                What with conference food, staying in hotels, etc. there was deviation from the norm upon which I could report, if desired.

                Where 'report' might be the right word.
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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Good job it has multi-dimensional seats so a number of us can use it simultaneously. Or do I mean contemporaneously? Or colocusly?
                  Brillient.

                  I'm actually sat beside myself in the TPD Time Machine.

                  And the Sci-fi authors worry about paradoxes?
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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Mrs BI had a good day today.

                    She was waiting for an email so kept herself busy.

                    She made a loaf of bread and from that made me a packed lunch.

                    She made some ginger biscuits (very scummy dunked in milk).

                    She made some flapjacks (chewy and crunchy and scrummy).

                    She made 7 lbs of mincemeat for Xmas. (Normally she likes to have it made by Easter so it can mature properly).

                    She listened to me moan about agents.

                    She listened to me moan about NatWest (they ****ed up again).

                    She made a lasagne for tea - a favourite.

                    She received the email: confirming her place on an MSc course she wants to do.
                    scrummy

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                      Yesterday, 00:00
                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Hey! What's wrong with Pascal?

                      A fine language, that is.
                      Hurrah! I'm catching up!

                      Only 25 hours behind...
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