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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postha hah! so that is where the @ symbol is on this keyboard in windows. it is where the " is supposed to be.
I have not yet identified what sets it off.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Crap Mafiosi of the 20th Century.Mick the Nailclippers.
Billy the Plastic Knife.
Ronnie the Papercut
Originally posted by voodooflux View PostTime to don the headphones methinks.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by DS23 View Poststop for a wee moment.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThe esteemed customer is being kebabed...
Byeee
The lustee?
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postbi will be checking in soon to tell us all about his bottom.
What with conference food, staying in hotels, etc. there was deviation from the norm upon which I could report, if desired.
Where 'report' might be the right word.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostGood job it has multi-dimensional seats so a number of us can use it simultaneously. Or do I mean contemporaneously? Or colocusly?
I'm actually sat beside myself in the TPD Time Machine.
And the Sci-fi authors worry about paradoxes?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostMrs BI had a good day today.
She was waiting for an email so kept herself busy.
She made a loaf of bread and from that made me a packed lunch.
She made some ginger biscuits (very scummy dunked in milk).
She made some flapjacks (chewy and crunchy and scrummy).
She made 7 lbs of mincemeat for Xmas. (Normally she likes to have it made by Easter so it can mature properly).
She listened to me moan about agents.
She listened to me moan about NatWest (they ****ed up again).
She made a lasagne for tea - a favourite.
She received the email: confirming her place on an MSc course she wants to do.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Yesterday, 00:00Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostHey! What's wrong with Pascal?
A fine language, that is.
Only 25 hours behind...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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