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thank god its a long weekend.

Err. That's just Easter & Christmas, I think.

This one is more a local administrative affair, not requiring deities of even minor standing, let alone godheads.

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I've just booked Tuesday off as well.

I'm seriously tempted to do the same, although at this point it means rearrangeing 3 different meetings, two of which involve Directors so it's unlikely to happen.

100% guarantee: those directors won't be in.

Abso-furkin-lute guarantee.

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Back in the UK and working

You're the only one.

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Wanted to be reeady for the trip to Cadbury world this weekend.

Other than having plenty of cash and sick bags for small children, what possible preparation is there?

(Says the bloke who has been dragged there so many times by his Missus that the staff know him better than they do the non-executive directors.)

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lovely sunny day... perfect for downloading and configuring oracle.

Is that because the electrons are happier?

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scamper up there and see who is sleeping on the job.

If you want to see someone sleeping on the job, check the heads.

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cattle market

Take the turning off the Heads of the Valleys Road for Neath.

Follow the signs marked "Cattle Market --->"

They lead you to where the town's discos are.

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Who's that frigging in the rigging?

I don't know but yesterday they were wanking on the planking and last week they were masturbatin' in the gratin'.

I feel sorry for Roger, the Cabin Boy.

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steady boys! shouts the captain.

Now I feel sorry for all the Midshipmen too!

Why does the Captain need all those boys steadied? Is he losing his grip on the crew?

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Did have a banana too, but I had that earlier.

So you did have a banana, and you had a banana. But if you had had a banana then you had a banana so you still had a banana.

HTH