good work pilchard. stay there until the next one.
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I could even sell some to the permies.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI might bring in a bottle of sauce and keep it in the fridge for such occasions.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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5p a squirt.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI could even sell some to the permies.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Time for tea and a pink lady methinks.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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or smear it all over your face and run screaming to the toilets shouting "oh dear god help me! the sauce the sauce"Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI could even sell some to the permies.Comment
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Might even do a spot of w*rk if the mood takes me.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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If someone actually finds me some work to do.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMight even do a spot of w*rk if the mood takes me.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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ha hah! so that is where the @ symbol is on this keyboard in windows. it is where the " is supposed to be.Comment
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I'll save that for the last day of the gig!Originally posted by DS23 View Postor smear it all over your face and run screaming to the toilets shouting "oh dear god help me! the sauce the sauce"
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