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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Her Ladyship is looking at cruises.

    "This one's a good one."

    11 nights. £3,847. Each.


    Riiiiight.
    I quite fancy a cruise but better get another role first I suppose
    Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      I'll book it in for one for this morning, then put it on automatic.
      Oh! That's the TPD Time Machine serviced.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Just egg in the rice.
        Must have benn one hell of an egg to do all that damage!
        Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          < finally steps out of the TPD time machine >

          I think the time machine might need a service...
          I'll book it in for one for this morning, then put it on automatic.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
            How's life on the bench BI? I'm so bored at the moment and being pested for permie roles !
            I don't know where all the time goes. My list of things-to-do just gets longer.

            I was going to sort the filing cabinet, sort out my training material, tidy the crud under my desk, catch up with my professional reading and learn Python.

            I have started none of those things.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              I don't know where all the time goes. My list of things-to-do just gets longer.

              I was going to sort the filing cabinet, sort out my training material, tidy the crud under my desk, catch up with my professional reading and learn Python.

              I have started none of those things.
              Well I did sort my office out, did the accounts and handed them to the accountant a couple of weeks ago - then did a training course - got the bug now and want to do another one!

              Had planned to decorate the bedroom but have not got round to that yet.
              Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                1 5 9 27 42 45 21
                4 8 15 16 23 42....

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  4 8 15 16 23 42....
                  Lost something?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    muller light manderin.
                    I only eat the blue & purple ones.

                    I don't much like the red ones, the yellow ones are unpleasant and they don't make green ones.

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Morning!

                      Oo, did it rain in the night, or what?
                      Yes.

                      And apart from an hour's worth of blue sky & sunshine, it's continued so to do...

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