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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostYou struck me as a '18:30 comedy slot on on Radio 4' kind of Lizard.
And somebody interested in genetically interesting specimens, like the little Danish troll that presents the News Quiz.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostSo you've initiated contact on the subject of Star Trek attendance then?
She didn't reply to the Friday ones...Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
El BrowneIssue
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Merely for completeness or something
*subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...
Trees are still happy...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostWe really really need a vomiting smileyDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
El BrowneIssue
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Merely for completeness or something
*subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...
Trees are still happy...
Once again, thank you,most generous Giant Alien Lizard.
May all your claws remain at optimal back-scratching sharpness.
Strontium, eh? Must just go and half-fill the bath... back in a mo...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI'm off to Lidl now to pick up some felt picture thingumy's for the granddaughters they are both ill with chickenpox!
Ooh, how could you?
(What do I care? I'm on the bench anyway. And I've had chickenpox.)Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostRight I'm off
Let's hope I'm not spotted when I get back
IGMC
I got my weed-killing FLAMETHOWER from Lidl.
If Diver gets one of those, he could keep the small toxic ones away by utilising its AMAZING flame.
It'll keep the little spotty ones distracted for a few moments as they try to spot it.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOh yes they do...
Do visiting-researchers-from-alien-civilisations-who-are-here-to-determine-what-evil-plot-to-use-to-decide-our-ultimate-fate qualify?
Of course they do!
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
I got my weed-killing FLAMETHOWER from Lidl.
If Diver gets one of those, he could keep the small toxic ones away by utilising its AMAZING flame.
It'll keep the little spotty ones distracted for a few moments as they try to spot it.
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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