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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Nobody ever reads the overnight posts.

    Good night, boys and girls, good night.

    Count your sheep.

    Now go to bed!
    Oh yes they do...

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      You struck me as a '18:30 comedy slot on on Radio 4' kind of Lizard.

      And somebody interested in genetically interesting specimens, like the little Danish troll that presents the News Quiz.
      I do listen to it, but I missed that one & the repeat... ho hum.

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        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        So you've initiated contact on the subject of Star Trek attendance then?
        Er, no... I meant by that that she may or may not reply to emails that I send on Monday...

        She didn't reply to the Friday ones...

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post







          El BrowneIssue

          got
          a
          00*
          170,600

          !!!
          !!!

          Merely for completeness or something

          *subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...

          Trees are still happy...
          Thank you, kind Giant Alien Lizard.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            We really really need a vomiting smiley
            Only if it is an animated one.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post





              El BrowneIssue

              got
              a
              00*
              170,700

              !!!
              !!!Two in A Row!!!
              !!!One!!!
              !!!Strontium!!!
              !!!Bonus Point!!!
              !!!Awarded!!!
              !!!

              Merely for completeness or something

              *subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...

              Trees are still happy...
              I hadn't realised! Kewl!

              Once again, thank you,most generous Giant Alien Lizard.

              May all your claws remain at optimal back-scratching sharpness.

              Strontium, eh? Must just go and half-fill the bath... back in a mo...
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                I'm off to Lidl now to pick up some felt picture thingumy's for the granddaughters they are both ill with chickenpox!
                And you've come in here, posting germs?

                Ooh, how could you?

                (What do I care? I'm on the bench anyway. And I've had chickenpox.)
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  Right I'm off

                  Let's hope I'm not spotted when I get back

                  IGMC


                  I got my weed-killing FLAMETHOWER from Lidl.

                  If Diver gets one of those, he could keep the small toxic ones away by utilising its AMAZING flame.

                  It'll keep the little spotty ones distracted for a few moments as they try to spot it.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Oh yes they do...
                    Hmm.

                    Do visiting-researchers-from-alien-civilisations-who-are-here-to-determine-what-evil-plot-to-use-to-decide-our-ultimate-fate qualify?

                    Of course they do!

                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


                      I got my weed-killing FLAMETHOWER from Lidl.

                      If Diver gets one of those, he could keep the small toxic ones away by utilising its AMAZING flame.

                      It'll keep the little spotty ones distracted for a few moments as they try to spot it.
                      Groan!

                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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