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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Well : she was infertile and my super sperm cured her!
    So much information.

    So little curiosity.

    Why not talk about something nice, like bowel movements?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      I was a long time in the kitchen. Had to empty the diushwasher.

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        I am about to star on my first "yogurt" (that is how it is spelt on the lid).

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          So much information.

          So little curiosity.

          Why not talk about something nice, like bowel movements?
          I prefer to talk about my super sperm! Dont think Mrs BP is impressed.....

          tsk! wimmin eh!

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Almost no-one calls their children Alan anymore. Is it because it is an anagram of Anal?
            It's because nobody could hold a candle to the vast intellect, wit and humour of the Norwich sex god.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              muller light orange sprinkled with dark chocolate!

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                muller light pineapple and peach!

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


                  I think there is lots of TLC between Churchill and CM. Possibly too much?
                  I do wonder if they should have their own personal thread.

                  Ideally, one with plastic sheets down.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    It's because nobody could hold a candle to the vast intellect, wit and humour of the Norwich sex god.


                    Mrs BP likes him. alot.

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      I do wonder if they should have their own personal thread.

                      Ideally, one with plastic sheets down.
                      The sooner they have babies and become grumpy the better!

                      I cany wait to see them at my wedding!

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