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[voodooflux]

Crikey, seems like I have a lot of drivel to catch up on from last night.

< engages TPD time machine >

[BrowneIssue]

Afternoon drivellers

Good afternoon.

[voodooflux]

She may or may not reply to my emails on Monday...

So you've initiated contact on the subject of Star Trek attendance then?

[voodooflux]

I'm being put forward because she knows and trusts me.

Good money too.

Sometimes it's the late bird wot gets the worm.

[voodooflux]

Kebab mixed platter for starters.

That is sooo scrummy.

It is a sheek kebab (NB NF, spelling different again!), sheesh kebab, chicken tikka and ... a onion bhaji. It comes with salad (yeah, whatever) and custard.

Then I'm having the restaurant's own House Special Tandoori.

Chicken tandoori. That's nice.

But with fried onions. Mmm. Gorgeous.

But with cream. Dee-ee-ee-lish, as Giles Wemmbley-Hogg would say.

And with pineapple. Feel that crunch. Feel your tastebuds just ooze.

And with potatoes. Lovely soft pieces of roast potato, in the sauce.

It's a mouth orgasm extravaganza in a tin foil dish.

With their special egg fried rice: beautifully fluffy basmati rice; more fried onion; sweet petit pois; soft, warm sultanas; savoury frieg eggy bits.

And it is boneless, lean chicken.

Pure white breast meat.

Warm, soft and perfectly cooked.

A rich sauce, exotic, warming and satisfying.

Can I just say this.

[Bunk]

Crikey, seems like I have a lot of drivel to catch up on from last night.

< engages TPD time machine >

It seems to mainly concern BrowneIssue's noxious gases

[voodooflux]

Good afternoon.

It seems to mainly concern BrowneIssue's noxious gases

Too late, I'm stuck in the time machine!

[Bunk]

Too late, I'm stuck in the time machine!

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[voodooflux]

Educational interlude:

for those who do not know, consuming real ale that contains live yeast has interesting effects upon the bowels. The yeast survives consumption and acts upon the contents of ones intestines. Drinking real ale and then having muesli for supper causes immense pain from wind at about 4:30. In the right circumstances one can fart continuously for over a minute.

We now return you to your normal programme.

Was that in association with the Open University?

[BrowneIssue]

Can I just say this.

I thought you would approve.