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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Did that have chunks?
    nope. deftly contained they was. <>

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      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      exact. once the stuffing has completed and the remains stowed / binned / piled in kitchen - complete the evening over remaining fluid with poppadom accompaniment. perfect. you think you're full but i guarantee - guarantee - that you will love those pops afterwards.
      I see.

      Put one's feet up, continue drinking and use the poppadoms as nibbles.

      What a spiffy idea.

      I shall scrawl a note on the take-away menu.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        oops. maybe not. i'll er.. just brush that off. <dabs ineffectually at top and trousers>

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          I'd hoped for sweet, light bumsong
          Each note perfectly played.
          Instead I parped and trumpeted
          More like a street parade.
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            and scrubs feet on floor hoping the dog won't notice and tell on me later.

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              Originally posted by DS23 View Post
              oops. maybe not. i'll er.. just brush that off. <dabs ineffectually at top and trousers>
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                and scrubs feet on floor hoping the dog won't notice and tell on me later.
                Nah.

                Whatever it is, the dog'll clear it up.

                Generally speaking.

                I know a story about that, but I'm not posting it online. And it doesn't involve me, thank god.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  It's a pleasure to be able to breathe deeply again, now there's the room under my rib cage.

                  Shame about the god-awful smell in here, though.

                  I was under the impression one was not supposed to be able to smell one's own farts, but that's clearly wrong.
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                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    street parade - steve gibbons.

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                      I have a horrible suspicion a pitch inspection may be called for.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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