was it eccles or bluebottle that fell in the water?
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Is that a metaphor?Originally posted by DS23 View Postmy phone has become temperamental in the touch screen departmentDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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My legs worked perfectly well.Originally posted by DS23 View Postdo they?
Just
**** me that one was toxic.
Just as a donkey will follow a carrot on a stick, my legs were under the impression they could escape my cheese cracker selection box, so they worked a treat.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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well goddam sir! goddam i say! now is the time - now is the time to rectify that error! a whole new dimension to your curry experience awaits.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI have never tried them after a curry.Comment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postwas it eccles or bluebottle that fell in the water?
I don't know. I know a SPike Milligan character said it, but I had not noticed that it was always the same water-bound individual getting wet.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Sadly, I cannot rectify it tonight.Originally posted by DS23 View Postwell goddam sir! goddam i say! now is the time - now is the time to rectify that error! a whole new dimension to your curry experience awaits.
The curry shop is shut, and there's none in the house.
However, I shall note it down for A Proper Study at the next available opportunity.
Should we have kulfi as a starter?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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It is amazing one's stomach does not digest ones self.
It'll digest most anything else.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I do believe we have managed 100 posts on posterior pootle-making and postprandial poppadom pernikitiness.
That must be worth a prize.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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