test please delete

[BrowneIssue]

No chance.... I don't do secrets.... I can't hold my piss!

That'll be on eof your Mammy's quotes, won't it?

[BrowneIssue]

CM doesn't do secrets, or clear up her toast crumbs from the bed!

Oh, get a room!

[BrowneIssue]

toast crumbs in bed.. jeez what wrong with eating it at the table like everyone else

We kept rolling off when we tried tha....

Oh, I see.

[BrowneIssue]

afternoon all btw

[BrowneIssue]

Marriage is about sharing

That's what Mrs BI says.

"What's mine is hers and what's hers is hers."

It's only fair.

[zeitghost]

hay ewe gais

[BrowneIssue]

Is there a low calorie/low fat full english breakfast available ? if so then the wife might take a chance with it.

Buy decent bacon with no added dextrose (supermarket bacon often has added sugar ffs).

Buy decent quality sausages.

Trim the bacon and grill it. Cut the sausages lengthways and grill them. Grilled tomato. Grilled mushrooms. Poached eggs. Unbuttered toast. Baked beans: poured on the toast.

Also how do you stop the kids knocking your plate or robbing the grub

Beat them. Worked for my dad against my siblings.

Or stab them in the back of the hand with a fork. Worked for me against a big bruvva.

[zeitghost]

The engine oil was 5/30 W : whatever the f**k that means.

It means it's a multigrade oil with a viscosity of 5 when cold and 30 at the alternative temperature.

http://www.engineeringtoolbox.com/sa...il-d_1208.html

[BrowneIssue]

Bacon, sausage and eggs served on Kylie Minogues naked buttocks as she lies draped over the bed. There's nowt curious about that. Perverse, maybe.

You may as well lay the table nicely and pop a flower in the convenient holder.

[cailin maith]

That'll be on eof your Mammy's quotes, won't it?

Oh, get a room!