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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    our

    Marriage is about sharing
    her

    giving
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      You will get used to the crumbs
      Yeah, they chafe a bit at first but they wash out in the shower.
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        her

        giving
        taking/demanding

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          I've never eaten breakfast in bed... I find the idea most curious.

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            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            A full English breakfast, eaten in bed at a civilised hour on a Sunday morning is one of lifes great luxuries. Especially if someone else cooked it
            And there lies the problem...

            Is there a low calorie/low fat full english breakfast available ? if so then the wife might take a chance with it.

            Also how do you stop the kids knocking your plate or robbing the grub

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              lurkers out






              El Brillo

              got
              a
              00*
              170,200

              !!!
              !!!

              Merely for completeness or something

              *subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...

              Trees are still happy...
              Last edited by zeitghost; 14 May 2009, 11:39.

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                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                our

                Marriage is about sharing
                If I am going to share anything it wont be my money. It will be my STDs.....

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                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  taking/demanding
                  < nods in agreement >
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

                    Also how do you stop the kids knocking your plate or robbing the grub
                    Lock them in their bedrooms and turn the stereo on really loud...
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      I've never eaten breakfast in bed... I find the idea most curious.
                      Bacon, sausage and eggs served on Kylie Minogues naked buttocks as she lies draped over the bed. There's nowt curious about that. Perverse, maybe.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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