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    #id
    Blimey!

    That was MUCH quicker!

    Systems performance analysis used to be one of my specialist areas.

    I'd love to get my mitts on the CUK systems in the run up to a TPD ',000' post!
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      #id
      It amazes me how much gets spent up upgrading systems and column inches on performance issues and yet there's barely ever a performance analysis / fix gig to be seen.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        #id
        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Now we shall see who the worst <F5> offenders were (above).
        I didn't get chance - it took an age for the page to render
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #id
          I know others have tried relying on it as their main source of income; it's hard. Business will pay £400K for upgrades but not £4k on advice on how another £4k could achieve the same end.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #id
            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            I'm fine.

            I seem to have a big list of jobs to do.

            So I'm in here drivelling.

            Or I would be if it wasn't

            so


            slooooow.



            Nearing another '00' are we?
            Ah feck, I never even noticed that one coming!

            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Be a pisser if it rolled over to 0!!!!!
            Could you imagine?? We'd all be distraught - AtW would laugh his ass off!
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #id
              Right, with that century business out of the way I'm going to dedicate the next 5 minutes to making a world class cup of tea.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                #id
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Ah flip, I never even noticed that one coming!
                Fnarr!
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Grand, thanks. The exam was ok, I think.... not as bad as I expected!
                  May we ask what the exam was?
                  (or haven't I been paying attention?)
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    We must be getting close to another century by now?
                    Nice one!
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      I cannot decide whether your life is an endless round of small excitements or a sheet of ceaseless minor irritations to the boundless tedium.
                      The latter rather than the former...

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