But not lung cancer. You don't need that.
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Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points -
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostAs in the kind of violence in Clockwork Orange?
Memorable for Warren Clarke getting wopped in the nutsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostBut that would have been wrong. This is more accurate:
Yes.
We're just not going to do it.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWhat you need to do is set up a wireless webcam pointing at the appropriate section of the cafeteria, and then write some sausage roll recognition software...
And the Australian PINGable coke machine was around then too.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostDo you dislike your accountant that much?
Or is it that he's a BIG fellah?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostAs in the kind of violence in Clockwork Orange?
Ho hum.
It's lasted 10 years so I can't complain.Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
I've just seen the humour in the timing of that.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIt was very nice indeed, even though I only had one bottle and chose to kindly give Lady VF a sample of it as well.
So do Bateman's bottles take a different size cap, or is it the bottle shape that is the problem?
Thinks.
Or is that the Wychwood bottles?
No, the Bateman ones are the ones where the caps just fall off again, yet there's nothing terribly obvious as to why.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostDammit, man! We're (mostly) British! Of course they want to know about my bottom.
After all, the whole of Twitter was invented just so people can learn about Stephen Fry's bottom.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI am
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Merely for completeness or something
*subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...
Trees are still happy...Comment
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