But not lung cancer. You don't need that.
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Yup...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostAs in the kind of violence in Clockwork Orange?
Memorable for Warren Clarke getting wopped in the nuts
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Thank you for clearing that upOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostBut that would have been wrong. This is more accurate:
Yes.
We're just not going to do it.
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Remember the college coffeecam? When was that? 1995? 1994?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWhat you need to do is set up a wireless webcam pointing at the appropriate section of the cafeteria, and then write some sausage roll recognition software...
And the Australian PINGable coke machine was around then too.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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He's a splendid fellow, even though he does confuse me a lot. Having him sit in an uncomfortable chair may encourage him to get to the point quicker.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostDo you dislike your accountant that much?
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And sadly, my beloved video neglected to record it for me, instead putting up the rather terse message "Err"...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostAs in the kind of violence in Clockwork Orange?
Ho hum.
It's lasted 10 years so I can't complain.Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
I've just seen the humour in the timing of that.
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There's a little shoulder just below the top of the bottle. That interferes with the capping device so it cannot crimp the cap properly.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIt was very nice indeed, even though I only had one bottle and chose to kindly give Lady VF a sample of it as well.
So do Bateman's bottles take a different size cap, or is it the bottle shape that is the problem?
Thinks.
Or is that the Wychwood bottles?
No, the Bateman ones are the ones where the caps just fall off again, yet there's nothing terribly obvious as to why.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Somewhat thankfully Twitter is text based and doesn't support inline images.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostDammit, man! We're (mostly) British! Of course they want to know about my bottom.
After all, the whole of Twitter was invented just so people can learn about Stephen Fry's bottom.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI am




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Merely for completeness or something
*subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...
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