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    It was that hot, slippery, meaty sausage, wasn't it?

    You've all gone for brekky, aintcha?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Or is it merely an example of The Great British Workforce? All going for a kip 'cos it's 9 a.m.?
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Or I have clicked on some previously-unspotted filter that only shows me my own posts?
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Or maybe there's been some weird fault at CUK Towers again that has cut off everyone else's connection?
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            I might be the only person left in the whole world that can drivel. What a responsibility!
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Mrs BI is living her Plan B. She decided ten or so years ago that he had had enough of working for other people, on their premises, to their timetable, doing what they think is right.

              So she sat down and devised a Plan B. Then she did A Magical Thing. A Special Magical Thing that makes Plans B work:


              She got on with it.


              Amazing.
              I could do with some of that Magical Thing. I'm sure I used to have some years ago, but I think the kids nicked it all.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                "So how did you spend our Wedding Anniversary?"

                "I drivelled for Britain!"

                "Ooh, I'm so proud."
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  I could do with some of that Magical Thing. I'm sure I used to have some years ago, but I think the kids nicked it all.
                  Dedication.
                  Uh hu, dedication.
                  Uh hu.
                  Dedication, it's what's you need.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Yes. A trip away.

                    But we're not going.

                    But it's not my fault.
                    So your trip is cancelled because your ladyship is working (well, training) *and* she forgot to buy you a card. Now if that was the other way round you'd be sleeping in the shed with that wasps nest (or what's left of it anyway).
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      If you wanna be the best
                      If you want a white string vest
                      Dedication's what you need.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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