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    I have at least 42k posts :-

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      Morning drivellers
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Morning all

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          Here's one for Nick...

          http://www.spectrum.ieee.org/may09/8849

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            breakfast

            Washed down with a lardy sausage roll
            Now that is a damn good idea

            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            I haven't tried the lardy sausage rolls at ClientOrg yet - they look suitably lardy, but they seem to be prepared at random intervals and sell rapidly upon arrival; one has to be in the cafeteria (not to be confused with the restaurant) during a constantly shifting window of opportunity
            What you need to do is set up a wireless webcam pointing at the appropriate section of the cafeteria, and then write some sausage roll recognition software...
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              I really must protest!

              .....











              "WHAT DO WE WANT?"


              TEA!


              "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"


              Soon as you like


              "HOW DO WE WANT IT?"


              White and no sugar for me, please


              "OK, I'LL PUT THE KETTLE ON ... HERE YOU GO."


              Can I have more milk?


              "OF COURSE YOU CAN, LOVE. THERE."


              Thanks. Mmmm. Tea. Just right.
















              Oi! Who ate all the biscuits?
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Mmm. Good choice.

                A very tasty dark ale, as I recall.

                Sadly, Bateman's bottles won't take caps from my re-capping device, so I don't buy them often.
                It was very nice indeed, even though I only had one bottle and chose to kindly give Lady VF a sample of it as well.

                So do Bateman's bottles take a different size cap, or is it the bottle shape that is the problem?
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  message sniped as you mentioned bo**om
                  What about do**om and glo**om? Can we mention them?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    My new FLAMETHROWER would have gently warmed them, and they would have thanked me for it.
                    Ah, in that case you could have sprayed parafin on the nest first. Or combined the FLAMETHROWER with a aerosol for maximum effect
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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      I NEED
                      TEA. NOW.
                      Assam I have.

                      Made with a teabag in a mug ... but I did warm the mug first and I used filtered water.

                      A luvverly mug of char.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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