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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points -
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am not convinced cuk really wants to know about your bottom. Except HAB.....
After all, the whole of Twitter was invented just so people can learn about Stephen Fry's bottom.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostDammit, man! We're (mostly) British! Of course they want to know about my bottom.
After all, the whole of Twitter was invented just so people can learn about Stephen Fry's bottom.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI was rudely awakened by the alarm at 05:40 : a mere 8 hours 40 minutes for me.
But I don't mind getting up at any time really so long as it is light out and there stuff to llok at. The sheep and lambs are quite a cheering sight when you're putting the kettle on at 6:02. Sleep in your eyes, stiff joints, a general feeling of "Don't want to" and then you see the lambs gambolling in the field.
Lovely.
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am just trying to work up some venom so I can deal with the users.
Alternatively, think about how much money the MPs fiddle every year, divide that by your daily rate, divide that by 200 and that is how many YEARS it would take you to gross that much money. All stolen. It was YOUR users that voted those people in. It is ALL THEIR FAULT.
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow are things with you (apart from your bottom)?
My tummy is gurgling; wanting more tea and some roughage to work on.
My muscles feel the need for my morning cigarette. They have been deprived of nicotine for over five years an they resent it every morning.
My brain is fluffy. But that's normal.
Joints a bit stiff and achy. I have not done my finger exercises yet today so my finger joints are complaining at the typing.
But all in all, I'd rather not be apart from my bottom, strangely enough. We know each other well, we know each other' faults but we know each other's foibles too. We are comfortable together, you know?
Occasionally things go wrong and we have a small falling out, but nothing that has needed external intervention. (Sorry, but having just thought of that line, I couldn't waste it.)Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostHa! I still had 20 minutes of kip to go at that time.
But I don't mind getting up at any time really so long as it is light out and there stuff to llok at. The sheep and lambs are quite a cheering sight when you're putting the kettle on at 6:02. Sleep in your eyes, stiff joints, a general feeling of "Don't want to" and then you see the lambs gambolling in the field.
Lovely.
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostAlternatively, think about how much money the MPs fiddle every year, divide that by your daily rate, divide that by 200 and that is how many YEARS it would take you to gross that much money. All stolen. It was YOUR users that voted those people in. It is ALL THEIR FAULT.
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TEA. NOW.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI NEED
TEA. NOW.
Though I think I had 1 cup of tea on Sunday 3rd June. That was the w/e of the May bank holiday. I had been at a wedding the previous day and was about to drive to Longleat for the day.Comment
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